merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess March 12, 2005

Merk

A certified professional way of takin shit from somewhere or/and somebody (preferably gas), but includes some initiation and if failed you could be shot in the fucking head.

- "Merk" prodigy

"Don't hang that pump up nigga, I merked that gas lets be out!"

"Merky, Merky!"

by Merk Prodigy February 15, 2008

Merk

Bad weed. Shwag, Midgrade.
Poop ass weed.

I got that merk by tha pound.

i dont smoke merk

by ChronicMan420 July 11, 2008

merked

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

by historical1 April 08, 2009

MERK

a dance that u step in all directions and point ur finger while movin to da beat

ITS SELF EXPLANITORY you is dumb if u kant merk

by FOREVER THE 5 August 14, 2006

merk

to get boyd

cuz u got merkd by that little girl

by ghetto thug snizzle October 30, 2003

merked

To be rapped about in an uncalled for way.

"Yo, that bitch is a sket, she got caught back at ma yard givin' ma dad head."
Woah, she got merked.

by Porky-Dorky September 03, 2008