dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020

melnick

the act of rudely hanging up on somebody while on the phone, typically before the person on the other end of the line is finished speaking.

"damn it, i wasn't finished telling him the end of the story when he melnicked me.... again! that guy needs to learn some phone manners!"

by Misty Synokowski January 2, 2008

melican

creative and out going. Can carry on for others with joy.

That girl is definitely a Melican over there

by Mcedees January 30, 2018

Full melvin

A wedgie and melvin at the same time. Ie. A wedgie in the front and back.

This is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.

This romper is too small, feels like a it's giving me a perpetual full melvin as I walk.

by TacoBit June 3, 2017

The Knights of Melvin

The greatest Star Wars YouTube channel ever.

The knights of Melvin expose the Disney shills.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

MELVIN

Sexy handsome pull a lot of gorls a a massive cock

melvin has the biggest cock ever but he super cute

by YOLANDA WILLAMS November 5, 2018

Melvin

A Melvin is one of the best friends one person could have, they are always supportive and have an open heart but they sometimes hide their real feelings. If you become their friend they will open their heart out to you and most likely love to talk about some weird stuff. Melvins are one of the best people you could meet so if you meet one keep him. They might seem like the kind of guy that has no feelings but once you get to know him he can change your prospective on things and he almost always feels like he is just, different. Some Melvins are tall and most play sports. They are really easy to talk to and they will defend themselves and their friends(if needed). He is about the most handsome person ever but may have big ears... he seems to like people that are different but, he knows that personality matters. Also he is smart and most likely loves to work out... but cardio is his weakness.

"Hey, what's that dudes name?"

"His name is Melvin, why?"

"He seems super cool and well someone that is nice."

"He's my bestfriend."

"Awww man, I'm so jealous."

by Okay so basically its me. December 2, 2018