melnick

the act of rudely hanging up on somebody while on the phone, typically before the person on the other end of the line is finished speaking.

"damn it, i wasn't finished telling him the end of the story when he melnicked me.... again! that guy needs to learn some phone manners!"

by Misty Synokowski January 2, 2008

Melnick

When you tie is messed up and you look like a homeless Sack (Mr Ash)

"Dude you have a big strokey melnik sort it out so you do look homeless like mr ash" melnick the word or phrase used when an individuals tie appears out of place .

by Callumthesexoffendor June 19, 2017

Melnick Conjecture

The Melnick conjecture, named after former University of Georgia math professor Dr. Gavin Melnick, states that, from simple observation, every event that could occur has a 50% chance to do so, as it either happens or it does not. The conjecture considers this 50/50 probability to be independent of all other calculated statistical probabilities, and thus the 50/50 chance is considered an example of a transcendental probability within statistics.

Most people say the probability of getting a unique shuffle of cards from a standard deck is one in 52 factorial, but according to the Melnick Conjecture it is actually a 50/50 chance. You either get it or you don’t.

by boydgrad March 3, 2024

Melniks

The absolute cunt of all cunts.

He/she is such a needy little Melniks

Shut up you Melniks

by TheGaryBarlow January 17, 2019

mednick

A straight person who makes gross homosexual comments to their straight friends in jest.

Mark: Darn, I spilled my milk in my lap!
Cary: I'll get my Silly Straw!
Mark: You are such a mednick!

by Bear Hunting December 12, 2012

Mesnicked

(1) To be humiliated in public; made to look like a fool; played for an idiot.

(2) To be dumped by your Fiance who then gets with another girl 15 minutes later.

"I've never felt like such a fool, I've totally been Mesnicked"

"He took me on National Television and completely Mesnicked me"

by SmarterBachelorette March 4, 2009

Mesnick

1: An indecisive man that uses women

2: Someone who publicly dumps someone

He pulled a Mesnick when he bounced between girlfriends (reference from "The Bachelor" Jason Mesnick

by Itiswhatitis45 March 3, 2009