the act of rudely hanging up on somebody while on the phone, typically before the person on the other end of the line is finished speaking.
"damn it, i wasn't finished telling him the end of the story when he melnicked me.... again! that guy needs to learn some phone manners!"
by Misty Synokowski December 06, 2007
"Dude you have a big strokey melnik sort it out so you do look homeless like mr ash" melnick the word or phrase used when an individuals tie appears out of place .
by Callumthesexoffendor June 19, 2017
The Melnick conjecture, named after former University of Georgia math professor Dr. Gavin Melnick, states that, from simple observation, every event that could occur has a 50% chance to do so, as it either happens or it does not. The conjecture considers this 50/50 probability to be independent of all other calculated statistical probabilities, and thus the 50/50 chance is considered an example of a transcendental probability within statistics.
Most people say the probability of getting a unique shuffle of cards from a standard deck is one in 52 factorial, but according to the Melnick Conjecture it is actually a 50/50 chance. You either get it or you don’t.
by boydgrad March 04, 2024