Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

Mesmo

(New Norberian English)

1. lit. in a state of mesmerism, hypnotism; in a trance

2. in a state of bewilderment or confusion, daydreaming; 'out of it'

3. mind bogglingly awesome, spellbinding, captivating

(1) "He swung that watch in front of her face and she got all mesmo"

(2) "When the teacher called me to the board I had just woken up and was still pretty mesmo"

(3) "The new N64 cartridge is totally mesmo, bro"

by David January 7, 2005

mismagius

a type of ghost pokemon. it is the evolved form of the ghost pokemon misdreavus. it only evolves when a dusk stone is used. mismagius sort of resembles a witch in a way.

"Who is your favorite ghost pokemon?"

"Mismagius of course!"

by xixixixixixixixix77 November 16, 2009

Mismaladjusted

1. (adj) When a easily understood matrix is confused due to personal incompetence.

2. Confusing

"First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks."

by B_Rock1 November 7, 2012

meme meister

1): noun; a person who has an abundance of memes and does not hesitate to post,send,snap, or tweet them if needed.

2): noun; someone who creates original memes that are funny. (note the meme does not have to be original, just the caption)

3): noun; a social media page operator that posts memes, stolen or original.

Derek is a meme meister who always posts the best of his meme stash on his instagram

by zehelkitty January 3, 2017

meisya

Asian, prolly 5'1 feet, eats salmon mentai ALOT, she think she looks like lisa blackpink but bitch got a short fatty legs, loves pink and purple, lowkey wish they have a boyfriend who skates and is femboy.

"we need more meisya in this world but she prolly say 'im not like the other girls' so nvm"

by Xybca555 June 26, 2020

pansy ass puss meister

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

by Shalickwa September 20, 2009