Mbappe

The god of speed. He can destroy Argentina single handedly in 90 minutes.

Do you think I'm fast enough to run in this meet?

Just Mbappe it.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005

Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

ass muppet

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

muppet necking

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.

She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.

by Nsla July 3, 2016

mbappenigger

When you play fifa and you get so frustrated with that damn darkian kylian.

Fuck off mbappenigger

by JahXXX April 2, 2022