Masami

The Meme. He's a total adrenaline junkie, though he does his best to hide it, if he doesn't go cliff diving twice a week he goes insane jfc. He's a total meme and a bit of an underachiever and shall never relinquish his hoodie. Also characterized as heartless. (hahahahHAHAHAGA)
common nicknames for masami: masa, masi, masameme, meme
if you have masami you have a meme

"Oh look its that meme Masami."
"Thats so heartless! Just like Masami!"

by probably Astro, actually October 26, 2014

masachist

a person who likes to/voluntarily inflict pain upon themselves

so i run...i run away, to the light, of masachists

~Jesus of suburbia by the one and only Green Day

by FuckAnarchy907 July 22, 2006

masala daddy

A PIMP of indian standards dat provides how ever much he desires upon his ladkis, Not to be confused withe the Sugar daddy dat is widely popular in America. Masala daddies are known to be notoriously cheap, many question why would the girl remain under the constant care n watch of a masala daddy?, the answer is that the daddy is so stud n god like to the ladki she wants to stay wit him no matter how much he gives, be it 1 quarter or 2 quarters!

(masala daddy): here baby girl daddy gots u 2 shiny quarters!
(Ladki) oh thank u daddy!
(masala daddy) umm yea ima need change back for dat yo!

by RavivaR June 23, 2010

Masashi Kishimoto

Evil mad scientist mangaka that created the manga/anime Naruto.

Masashi Kishimoto created naruto duh!

by MistaBuck October 20, 2009

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

Masao

When you fuck an asian girl and your dick gets stuck in her very tight pussy, while she moans like a bitch begging for more.

Masao! Masao! Get the lube call a doctor.

by Vanguts February 28, 2009

masagantuan

A cross between massive and gargantuan, however more immense than both.

DUDE that joint is masagantuan!

by Arsonomega June 19, 2007