Mausbar

A person made of three parts: homosapien male, mouse, and bear. Mausbar is super cute and and the best boyfriend.

If you’re lucky enough to catch Mausbar treat him well and watch him thrive.

by J.J. Hernandez December 20, 2022

mausrf

Me and u should really fuck

Dakari: Mausrf
Rylie: I’m down

by Pookawooka January 8, 2023

Mauser

Mauser the schnauzer.

“Mauser is so cute” “Mauser gang” “when I saw Mauser, I decided I needed a schnauzer right then and there”

by Mausergang September 14, 2023

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

mausoom

a fat ass nigga

look at that mausoom he cant even sit on the chair

by Lorengray65 March 20, 2024

Mausage

A rod-shaped part of seasoned ground moose in a casing, normally blue in appearance.

Sausage party more like mausage party.

by Mr. Zmlaqp October 1, 2025

Eyeball Mausturebation

When you rub your eyes and you can not stop, sometimes moaning persist.

"Dude! Eyeball mausturebation was super intense last night! I couldn't take my hands off my eyes!"
"Whoa! Same, bro!"

by Diogourt December 21, 2014