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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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Matty ice

This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.
Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.

Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.
by Iigma November 2, 2019
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Matty Patty

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 27, 2013
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Mattis

Synonym to anal sex in different Finno-ugrian language groups.
Hey baby, you wanna have Mattis tonight?

" I had the best Mattis of my life yesterday".
by Jari Suomi August 8, 2009
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matty

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
by honeybadger0706 August 25, 2011
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mattsunsexual

Only being attracted to Mattsun
Boy: Hey wanna go hang out sometime
Girl: No thank you, I’m mattsunsexual
by anonymous January 19, 2021
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matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022
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