matt 

recieving a blowjob from one of the guys' moms

hey dude go get a matt

matt by brayden yo January 5, 2008

Matt 

Matt goes to six flags a lot.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.

he owns a maroon jeep.

he steals phones.

and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.

and matt is really thirsty.

Matt is a loser

Matt by wastebasket007 August 2, 2012

Matt 

Penis.
Male external sex organ.

WOW! that's a big Matt

Matt by Dino BOB! May 23, 2008

Matt 

A Matt is a good friend but probably one of the dumbest people you'll ever come across.

Dude stop being a Matt and don't put the triangle through the circle.

Matt by Kingswag January 17, 2015

Matt 

He is a short, fuzzy, and resembles a Hobbit. They often run into the street where they will spin in circles and yell before walking back onto the sidewalk. Matt's are very shy creatures, and will usually run from any form of anything like a little girl.

Here we see the wild Matt, grazing on the tall grass, as the lion approaches the Matt runs away, the lion is left to starve

-David Attenborough

Matt by John Not hammond April 23, 2017

Matt 

Smart, funny, charming, and adorable. At first, he'll seem like he really cares about you, but after a week, he'll dump you for your best friend. Matt's usually are short, skinny band geeks with the most amazing brown eyes ever. Usually has a beautiful smile, and the sexiest voice in the world. They will say that they love you, and treat you like a princess. They usually tire of you quickly, and if you were stupid enough to believe their lies, your heart will get ripped to pieces. It is impossible to stop loving a Matt, no matter how much you hate him. A complete player that should never be trusted.

My last boyfriend was such a Matt, but I still love him.

Matt by brokenbutwhole August 25, 2011

Matt 

(Verb) To send a girl a text message saying "are you okay?" Because you didn't have balls to say it in person

Ellie: so ... he Matt-ed me AGAIN last night.

Nick: ahahaha good shit what a cuckold.

Matt by Mon$ter Cock February 28, 2017