Mathemagical

/máthimájikal/ adj. of or pertaining to or of the nature of a phenomenon that which can only be explained by a combination of mathematics and supernatural theory. Most commonly occurring in card games, such as euchre, poker, go-fish...etc.

Now fucking way, that was a mathemagical card on the river!
She had a mathemagical draw to win the go-fish game.

by Smitty369 August 30, 2010

Mathematical Entropy

When there is an imbalance in opportunity between one math student and another—say, for instance, between a student born in Singapore and one born in Sudan; or one attending a neighborhood school and another one in an elite or private school—which can be reduced or eliminated by affirmative action policies or by government grants or subsidies.

Covid-19 has exposed the mathematical entropy between those who can afford to study from home and those without a computer or internet connection.

by MathPlus November 25, 2020

mathematics

Bullshit, nonsense, anything that doesn't make sense.

Get the hell outta my face with that mathematics

by badmanahooo August 24, 2005

Mathemagical

When logical reasoning is corrupted by lack of knowledge.

Mathematically your logic has been warped by mathemagical reflections of ill formed thought and unreasonable reason to such degree as to levitate and disguise it's very essence with a cloak of ignorant invisibility.

by Splorkinton May 11, 2015

Mathematical-depression

The sinking feeling of walking out of an exam room, following a not-so-successful maths exam

alt. explenation: Feeling very sad after a maths exam not going well

Hey man, how'd the test go?
Not good, severe case of mathematical-depression going on over here.

by McCoffee May 22, 2017

mathematiquephobia

Phobia, latin for, itself.
The fear of math; mathematique, latin for mathematics.

My cousin has mathematiquephobia and gets a F on anything related to math.

by TheDoubleSsymbol June 1, 2018

Mathematical Insurrection

When censors from a Department of Education in a state rejected submitted math textbooks from major publishers because their “woke” authors had allegedly tried to indoctrinate children with critical race theory, foreign problem-solving strategies, and multicultural math topics, when in actual fact these math titles contain real-life problems that would help hone students’ problem-solving skills, compared to artificially canned questions of traditional publishers with whom they have a vested interest in—when politics and profits triumph over pedagogy and proficiency.

Last week, with the blessing of their state governor, diehard math educators in Florida carried out a mathematical insurrection against a number of educational publishers for subtly including Common Core pedagogies on top of Critical Race Theory (CRT) and Social Emotional Learning (SEL) elements in their textbooks.

by Fasters April 25, 2022