Mateisha

Finds happiness in giving even at those times when she cant actually afford to give. The type of girl who wears a smile like its an everyday accessory. She puts on a cover despite how hurt she could be feeling just so people don't feel awkward around her She'd rather make people happy nevermind the fact that she might be feeling like crap. Has the biggest heart, don't hold back from going to Mateisha and asking her for advise, you'd be amazed at how knowledge filled this girl can be, at times she might seem like this crazy bubbly girl but behind all the fun and games she has words of wisdom and encouragement boxed up ready to be given and received free of charge. Has gone through turmoil grounds countless times yet remains stronger then the situations have tried to make her be. Stands her ground for the ones she loves and no matter how many times she gets run over by the ones closest, she loves them all the more. Incapable of taking compliments, in one ear and out the other, so throw them at the girl until she realizes how much of a gift she is. Has had her share of mistakes but don't judge her for what you knew,infact judge her and your judging the one person who will never EVER look down on you for anything you're done/doing wrong. Holds a little swag,do's it like a dude, walks it like a bratha, cranks it like a souljah boy, but treat her any less then a woman, caps you like a BOSS. Very very very STUBBORN. her definiton is endless i dare you

Mateisha is so fly right now

Have you got a Mateisha?

by busttamove August 2, 2012

mateo reyes

He has a giant horse cock and slays the cooch. Everyone wants his dick but he won’t stop farting. It’s still worth the horsecock. He is super smart and loving and is a bomb dot come hype beast

I want to pipe mateo Reyes this weekend

by Bobbybitch6969 March 10, 2020

Matei Effect

The "Matei Effect" is a term used to describe whenever a joke or meme based on another piece of media becomes more recognised and widespread than the original media itself. Often common within the younger crowd.

The term "Matei Effect" was coined when Mike Matei's video of "Minecraft with Gadget" became an immensely popular meme which has now overshadowed the original "Inspector Gadget" show itself.

As a result, younger generations may only know of Inspector Gadget because of Mike's video and have likely never seen any other official Inspector Gadget media ever beforehand. Causing what's called the "Matei Effect".

big chungus (Bugs Bunny), garfielf (Garfield), we live in a society (Joker), Grand Dad (Flintstones) are all victims of the Matei Effect!

by Kippykip June 10, 2021

Mateo

Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy person who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

matewos

Matewos is a name frequently used amongst homosexuals. The name never given by birth, but adopted later in life.

Wow, look! He has a boyfriend, he must be a Matewos

by Akselerlittkjekk November 24, 2021

Mateo Sosa

Gay ass kid with large pepperoni nipples. Constantly fails classes like the dumbass he is.

Person 1:Have you heard of Mateo Sosa?
Person 2:You mean that dumb bitxh?

by JoeLongMama February 28, 2022

Mateo

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.

Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.

by MeOwnFugginStump December 4, 2022