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Mateo

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.

Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.

by MeOwnFugginStump December 5, 2022