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mateoster 

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.
You punk ass mateoster.
mateoster by HellDawg April 29, 2009
A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss
Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?
mateos by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

mateosexual 

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one
sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool
mateosexual by myku March 4, 2022

Nolan Matews 

Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.
Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)
Nolan Matews by - obama obviously November 21, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026