matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

E-match

E-Match to have hootskis on FaceTime

Hey man with all this COVID around we all needa E-match to be more safer

by Wordski June 15, 2021

plowing match

When two or more male plowers engage in a competition to determine which is better suited for rough vaginal, anal and/or oral intercourse with one or more female plowees.

Dylan and myself challenged one another to a plowing match

by Sir Cum Sized June 15, 2017

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

controller match

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room

Yessir: Yo Chinapoo controller match?
Chinapoo: its on

by Lokey May 5, 2005

Match em

When you and another person put your weed and their wood or swisher together and smoke it, & vise versa.

Aye let's match em'

by Getintoiiit June 13, 2020

match you

when you buy the weed and bring it to a party and someone mathes you with weed when your there ;) almost like money ill math your money!

"Yeah do it, and come over and blaze
my best friend will match you"

by A_yooooo* October 31, 2007