mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

Musturbating

A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.

Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...

Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.

Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.

by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020

masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.

Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.

by Anal Violator October 21, 2003

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

madsturbating

Masturbating while being a very mad bro to release some steam.

Madsturbating bro: Im so fucking pissed off right now that I need to go to the bathroom right quick for few minutes.

by 10 feet long penis November 20, 2010

masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010

masturbathing

Masturbating while in the shower taking a bath

Brad: Hey, Tom whatcha doing? Tom: oh I was just masturbathing
Ohh

by Monster Kidd May 27, 2010