Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'
by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016
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Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
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John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.
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As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
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