masterfece

a particularly large or shapely peice of poop.

Did you see what i dropped off eariler today? man, i tell you what, it was a masterfece.

by ToothpasteForDinner July 8, 2005

the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011

Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012

masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.

Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?

by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011

mastered

When your touching yourself casusually. You haven't started doing the actual 'bating', but you are constantly giving yourself a natural high

Wow, I just had the best mastered session ever.

by semicirclew January 12, 2010

mastermindquizzer

A quiz blog for ultimate quizzers or the headboys of quizzing clubs or a group of excellent quizzers. It usually denotes the best group of quizzers rightly available.

I'm a mastermindquizzer!

by Ask Science Master October 21, 2011

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020