soapy massage

Jacking off in the shower.

Ever since Lee got married to that prude cunt Tori, the only way he can bust a nut is by giving himself a soapy massage.

by soapy massager March 26, 2009

Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.

My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.

by Snugglie February 24, 2008

norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

subliminal massage

A massage given not out of kindness, but because the massager is trying to seduce the massagee.

"Dylan's been giving Jane a subliminal massage for forty five minutes now, he must really want her."

by Alkal January 11, 2010

foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.

"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"

by Rosie December 9, 2003

dick massage

dick massage: a full blown hand job.

"baby i'm going to give you a dick massage."

by SaRaH2572 October 5, 2005