Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

marmoolak

A derogatory Persian word to describe Arabs, referring to the term "lizard" from the stereotypical view point of Arabs eating lizards in deserts. The racial hatred began during the Arab Invasion of the Persian Empire, and has been enhanced after the Iran-Iraq War.

Person #1: Did you see that marmoolak eating that nasty creature!?

Person #2: Yeah, they are disgusting people.

by Soccer Fan July 15, 2010

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Marmadyke

a humongous lesbian; as comic strip canine marmaduke is a great dane, one of the lagest dog breeds.

-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.

by Bum Stigity Bum June 13, 2011

Marmagooch

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.

Chris is such a Marmagooch

by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006