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Moroccan Margarita 

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.
Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

Redneck margarita 

a redneck margarita, you know the one just straight tequila

ballsack margarita 

When a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his ballsack for 15 minutes. Immediately after, the ballsack is dipped into a margarita glass filled with salt and vinegar.
My nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that ballsack margarita I had last night...
ballsack margarita by Americanboy3 January 12, 2009

Jamaican Margarita 

This is when you grab a girls tits, throw her on the floor, drop a load of cum in her mouth, and shake her head.
Yo Justin I just gave this girl a Jamaican Margarita.

Rancho Santa Margarita 

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.
Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita

Dirty Margarita 

The act of placing salt on the rim of an anus and inserting a lime wedge in the anus. Then you lick the salt, take a shot of tequila and then bite the lime out of the parntners ass.
Yeah dude i got so messed up last night Amy and I did a dirty margarita.