manuela

The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.

Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".

by SHAMUKO June 5, 2007

epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.

Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever

by epic child September 24, 2006

hoover manuever, the

Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.

*note: may cause serious rugburn.

While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.

by B DOG July 8, 2003

manqueef

Flatulation of the penis via the urethra. Usually resulting from rigorus thrusting in any such orifice.

Gabe seemed quite embaressed in front of his obese lover after letting go of a liquidy and noisy manqueef.

by Johnaldballsack September 23, 2006

The Eifert Manuever

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.

he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell

by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

by this is a bad idea July 5, 2019

Manuel

A big baby he can be sweet and adorable he can be very sweet when he feels like it I’m glad I have a Manuel in my life

Wow Manuel gives me big baby energy

by Titaaaaaa June 10, 2019