Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.

1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.

Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver

by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

manual metabolism

T1D (Type 1 diabetes mellitus) It’s kinda like you drive an automatic, but I gotta clutch (test my blood sugar) and shift (inject or infuse insulin) if I wanna go (eat).

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People who grab a McD’s without needing to obsess about their blood sugar don’t have manual metabolism. They may try to empathize but eventually get bored or distracted.

by treeguywussp January 13, 2023

Manual transfer

When shit won't flush, you have to pick it up with your own hand and wrap it with toilet paper and then place it in a trash bin or anywhere before someone else notice your shit wouldn't flush.

His poop wouldn't flush in his crush's toilet so he manual transfered it to the garden without anyone noticing.

by HY371c May 3, 2018

Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.

Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.

by Sparky322 January 5, 2015

Manual

In South Texan slang: a typical name for a gay person in middle school. Activity’s and behaviors include; Loud talking, Annoyance, and Sucking Dick.

Person 1: “Hey did you see Chubs at the football game?”

Person 2: “Yeah he was being a total manual.”

by Fantom65 February 23, 2022