Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008

manipedimarga party

A casual girly gathering involving manicures, pedicures and margaritas.

"Hey girlo! Chris has been a real bitch lately, hasn't he? Let's have a manipedimarga party and dish. My place, I'll let you know the whowhatwherewhenwhy on FB."

by emmerbembu November 4, 2013

Maite Martinez

the most beautiful, perfect, sweetest, cutest, hottest, funniest, justtt overall BEST PERSON EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

MAITE MARTINEZ IS PRETTIER AND BETTER THAN YOU

by bangchan.big.feett October 20, 2021

The Manitoba Maple

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020