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"Man brought us here!"
Man by Rainbow Pooper Of The World January 22, 2019
hi man
Man by Me Type February 12, 2019
THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"
MAN by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023
If you where born in this world a man you where meant to struggle with the standards and hardships of this world. You where never meant to show emotion because its being cis and a piss baby but if you don't show this emotion you are an "Alpha/Sigma" male or an Andrew Tate wannabe. If you are broke you are nothing and if you are rich it was always daddy's money no matter how hard you may have worked. Nothing will every be good enough if you are a man and people will always expect the best no matter what because you are on. But no matter what we don't ask for forgiveness of the world and we continue to keep our head up like kings.
Man no matter what the race are in a constant struggle and not matter what we keep our heads up.
Man by KIngsUnited August 17, 2023
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
man by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
A piece of work. Noble in reason, infinite in faculties, express and admirable in form and moving, in action like an angel, in apprehension like a god. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals. A quintessence of dust. In spite of all this, still not particularly delightful.
William Shakespeare, Abraham Lincoln, David Beckham, Catherine of Aragon, Julie Christie, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Maximilien Robespierre, John Hughes, Thomas Aquinas, Jawaharlal Nehru, Sergei Eisenstein, Pancho Villa, Sun Tzu, Marie Curie, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johannes Gutenberg, Amelia Earhart, Adolf Hitler, Ethel Merman, Walt Disney, Cai Lun, Sitting Bull, Robert Pattinson, Rutherford B. Hayes, Jorge Luis Borges, Mary Shelley, Suleiman the Magnificent, Che Guevara, Chuck Norris, Werner Herzog, Agatha Christie, Boris Pasternak, Moses Maimonedes, Cecil B. DeMille, Phillip Glass, Nelson Mandela, Coco Chanel, Rumi, Rick Astley, Fritz Lang, Ashton Kutcher, Ernest Hemingway, D.W. Griffith, Mikhail Gorbachev, John Calvin, Luke Bean, Jerry Seinfeld, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Stanley Kubrick, Angela Lansbury, Joan of Arc, Tenzing Norgay, Patrick Swayze, Pericles, Daniel Webster, Elizabeth Taylor, Mansa Musa, Tom Cruise, Chou En Lai, etc. etc.
Man by lukebn June 23, 2010
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