MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

by cardigan_e October 2, 2023

MAM

This world is used when you wanna annoy you mum or mom. MAMMMMMMM.... CoUld also used as a chicken nugget

"MAMMMMMM where are ya?"
"MAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN NUGGETS"

by Chicken Nugget bishhhhhhhhhhhh June 12, 2018

Mam

A wonderful women with a big heart that would do anything to please her friends and would try to keep her loved one close

"Jack please don't leave me " I'm sorry mam I have to we can be together " goodbye mam"

by Julian Rojas j. May 21, 2017

MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

by cardigan_e October 2, 2023

Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011

ur mam

a word to say to annoy somebody

Kate: my brother just died
Me: ur mam

EXAMPLE 2: hey bbg wanna go out
ur mam.

by semi-rhombicosidodecahedron July 17, 2023

Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

by kennypet July 11, 2018