No Makeup December

Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.

Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off

No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.

by nobodytoyou November 10, 2020

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Man makeup

When a dude cums all over his girl's face.

Before going out, Gus applied his man makeup all over Bridget's face!

by Glass Saddle January 14, 2007

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Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

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white friend makeup too dark

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014

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No Makeup March

A time period between the first and last day of the third month in the year where a person chooses to not wear makeup. Also used as an insult to explain one's ugliness.

Typical Ashley: Yeah, that girl over there is soooo disgusting. Must be one of those no makeup March hoes.

by StereotypicalUrbanDictionaryHo February 22, 2019

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