afro magnum

A giant hairy cock

Yo I heard that guy has an Afro magnum

by Afromagnum February 27, 2015

Magnum Copus

Somebody’s best attempt at dealing with being upset with unfortunate circumstances. An expanded use of the word “Cope”

Daniel: She Hulk wasn’t so bad, the poor writing was super meta!
Shannon: This might be your Magnum Copus

by TheColorOfBlood November 9, 2022

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Magnum curls

Term for hair that has grown long enough to stick out under the edge of a ball cap much like Tom Sellecks character from the 80s.

Boy, I need a haircut. I’ve got Magnum curls.

by Woody Spanker April 30, 2022

Magnum Copus

Somebody’s best attempt at dealing with undesirable circumstances. An expanded use of the word “Cope”

Daniel: “She Hulk wasn’t so bad, the horrible writing was meta!”
Shannon: “This might be your Magnum Copus”

by TheColorOfBlood November 9, 2022

Magnum Bars

Magnum bars are ice cream bars dipped in chocolate. They come in Classic (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate), Almond (vanilla ice cream dipped in almond-infested chocolate), Double Chocolate (Chocolate ice cream dipped in chocolate, then gooey delicious fudge, then chocolate again) and the very best, Double Caramel (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, then dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate again). These ice cream bars just recently came to the United States from parts of Europe and Australia, and are almost better than sex. Literal orgasm in your mouth. Go out to Safeway or Wal-Mart and pick some up NOW

Dude, are you and Joe gonna bang tonight?
No way, I have a box of Magnum Bars waiting for me at home!

by neevcat May 26, 2011

magnum-force

something very powerful (from the magnum revolver)

He had a magnum-force orgasm last night.

by Light Joker December 26, 2005