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All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit
by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009
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maddoggin

A nasty, often firestarting, look at an individual that is typically not cared for. The individual is disliked in most cases.
Dat trick wuz maddoggin me cuz I didnt drill her last nite
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Madden 2005

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!
"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."
by Salchite December 9, 2004
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Mandonkadonk

The man version of a badonkadonk, a really big man booty.
Cheryl: Doesn't Ed have a huge mandonkadonk when he wears skinny jeans?

Katherine: Totally!
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Ed: I love having a mandonkadonk.

Ryan: Doesn't everyone?
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Mandonians

A collective group of 6 or more mannys in a particular area .
Boy: "Hello what is your name ?"
Manny1: "Manny"
Boy: "are you all called manny?"

Manny2:" yes we are referred to as the mandonians ."
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MacDonal's

Mijitos, que quieren al MacDonal's
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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
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