Courtesy Mute

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.

I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.

by hamlettypes February 23, 2021

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Muted Flirting

A lot like normal flirting, except where normal flirting tends to actually make it pretty obvious a girl likes you, muted flirting has a 50/50 chance of going the way a shy girl sees is it her head and a 50/50 chance of leaving guys wondering what’s wrong with her. It sometimes seems she wants to flirt but doesn't leaving you wondering. This usually tends to be a characteristic in a shy type of girl

Bro, I really wanna ask her out but it's like she's using Muted Flirting to mess with me

by MichaelCtrlTabi April 15, 2019

clouds a mute

dumb stupid idiotic-
mute-
goes by cloud on the internet as his persona
transgender and bisexual
loves plushies- best fucking thing ever
really fucking dirty minded-
enjoys dream smp content
furry
SIMP lol
hates himself (he shouldn't UnU)
has a pet cat named minji (black and white manecoon)
dislikes speaking and most of the time refuses to do so- unless he is speaking to a close friend
very much passive aggressive T-T
has two annoying siblings names unknown
fell for a discord friend that he had known for like- 2 days 0-o
makes dumb jokes
and despises school

(i was given permission to write this please dont attack me T^T)

person1: hey do you know who this "clouds a mute" person is?
person2: yes? they make like videos and stuff right?
person3: yup- i would know- hes my friend uwu
person4: did you just- oml attack him-

by ` `unimportant`` November 9, 2020

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

Triple-Muted

When you are on a Zoom call and you are muted and your headphones are also on mute. You talk and no one hears you, so you unmute and still no one hears you. And then when you finally unmute properly you can't get a word in because no one wants to listen to you anyway.

Well that call was a waste of time, I was triple-muted.

by Oliverzip January 26, 2021

love mute

The act of covering your lover's mouth so they don't wake the neighbors due to your furious pounding.

Curteeez: Dude, you got skills. I could hear your woman all the way from across town!
Shmelt: Yeah, I had to love mute her due to repeated noise complaints.

by Darth Cya Later November 8, 2013