Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

Montreal Canadians

So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it

Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians

by Sa101 February 9, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.

YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!

by Ricky On January 9, 2026

Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.

Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"

by SwagerJager September 4, 2014

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011