MOAS

Mother Of All Secrets, the biggest/serious/interesting secret a person can have without exploding.

"Tell me your biggest secret..."
"No way man, I'm not telling you my MOAS!"

by Lola1985 October 30, 2008

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

MMAS

Internet abbreviation: Make Me A Sandwich

stfu and mmas, skankpickle!

by Andrés el Chad January 1, 2009

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

moma dukes

Some ones mother

Yo wheres moma dukes at.

by Ms. lil delicious July 19, 2009

jo moma

a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult

dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass

by PlayDohMan July 5, 2004

Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009