Meteorshite

Mee-tea-oar-shy-t

The act in which one would take a massive shite from a great height

Mate, I just took a meteorshite off a high five.

by Cunting-linguist November 22, 2019

muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.

I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!

by blackpaw June 29, 2020

Mateo Kovacic

A phenomenally skillful player who is not rated by virgins on FT because he dosen't statpads or commits 7 haircuts in 4 days. In short the best, player on the ball, who helps his team win immensely.

My boyfriend is like mateo kovacic, he always makes me finish, unlike himself.

by Metalm\m/ December 10, 2020

meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.

- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.

by nraw_ March 11, 2021

mateo

makes way to many sex jokes and is very annoying

mateo is annoying

by Av!3 November 18, 2021

mmeowitty

MMEOWITYY Is a cool kitty

Hey mmeowitty is hot

Nobody cares.

by A super hot person called a fa January 2, 2022

Meteor

Zack Ellis

Zack Ellis was the meteor that crashed into dusty depot

by I am the egg man February 27, 2022