loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 26, 2009

mutt mitt

Slang for the little plastic baggie you place your hand in when used to pick up your dog’s poop in public places.

My and Foofie never leave home without at least one mutt mitt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

Dart The Mitt

What you do when you’re with the boys and someone’s side piece wants it in the pooper.

“Gotta go guys, Beth wants me to dart the mitt”

by AH’21 January 22, 2021

bitch mitt

the glove your bitch wears in the kitchen

Bitch didn't wash her hands before making me a sandwich, so I told her to put on her bitch mitt.

by ernie eaglebeak2 March 3, 2009

Crush Mitt

Crush Mitt / Crushing Mitt
To completely wreck a girls box during ridiculously wild sex.

Once shes back at my place I'm going to completely crush mitt.

I want to crush mitt tonight

I will be crushing mitt.

by Montre April 5, 2009

Mitt Romney

A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.

I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!

by pornado August 13, 2012