Minion Cult

Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.

Minion Cult

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022

Minion complex

The inherent desire of every short person to follow the orders of someone taller

'Look at Josh he's doing everything John wants him to'
'I know right he has a minion complex'

by thetallslut July 20, 2022

minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Minion Mentality

The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.

Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality

by Steeevo123 January 30, 2023

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Minion cum

Yellowish tinge and tastes like gummy worms

"Oh man that minion cum is so tasty"!

by Jafar Gallagher June 3, 2023

minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023