The most horse-shit ass school in the ISL. These mfs are absolutely clueless. They don't know how to cross the mother fucking street, and I'm glad they don't. I hope anyone who goes there gets hit by a car. To sum it up it's just a bunch of dumbass kids with rich fuck parents who couldn't get into a better school. In conclusion, fuck Milton Academy. Oh ya and y'all suck penis at sports stay mad LMFAO.
by Imagine going to Milton lmao September 11, 2023
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What might be the most boring town you could ever encounter in your entire life. The only remotely good thing to do here is go to the high school football games, and go down the square, the main hangout. You can also go to the woods if your a drinker/smoker. The high school is retarded, kids smoking and getting blown in the bathroom. The middle school is full of little boys who think they are tough, and slutty girls who think what they want is sex. We were voted the most Irish community in the United States a few years back, and almost everyone has a Boston accent.
by KFlavin October 12, 2006
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Star B: Are you a f*cking milton birle?
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Star B: Are you a f*cking milton birle?
Star A: Hell NO, Fuck you!
by NascentRoaster July 7, 2010
Get the Milton Birle mug.The best school out there and can beat you all. For all you stupid stereotypical people out there we are not all orphans. We have drama but who doesn't. We are a school that has school spirit. Now we have a definition too. We are amazing and we have good friend groups. We stick together most of the time. But we also instigate when stuff happens so if ykyk.😂 But we are a strong family even if more than half of us don't want to be here. Some of us have best friends then we gor plenty of loners that basically run to their next class. see we get dismissed so we have 5 minutes to walk to our next class. Some kids go so fast they got 7 minutes to get to their next class and they act like they got 7 seconds to get to their class. And they glued to their phones at the same time. When I walk out of my class that kid is always there just waiting, like calm down, slow down, something cause I'm not even dismissed yet and you all the way over here. But we got all kinds of dance classes, art, pottery, acting, math, English, writing, photography, science, auto tech, construction, human services, culinary, gym, health. But nobody really cares about the classes.
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None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.
Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').
However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.
Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').
However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..
Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..
Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
by Milton02186 April 26, 2011
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