Straight man who spends three times as long in the bathroom primping and preening himself than his female counterpart.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
by Wendora January 18, 2004
Get the Metrosexualmug. Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
by Wonderfully Randomful December 5, 2014
Get the Metrosexualmug. a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
by satoru kato May 11, 2006
Get the metrosexualmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
Get the metrosexualmug. a guy who loves shopping, traveling, art, ect... usually not obsessed with beer and football like most men, but more interested in art and society and...SHOPPING !
usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes.
he is NOT gay
he is NOT homo
he just loves shopping
usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes.
he is NOT gay
he is NOT homo
he just loves shopping
allie: dude, why does your dad shop so much? is he gay?
penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do
penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do
by dontquestionmetyvm April 11, 2010
Get the metrosexualmug. 1. a "straight" man who moisturizes his face with fresh semen (not his own)
2. a "straight" man who uses the sauna at the gym because "it's good for the skin"
3. a "straight" man who has an usually close relationship with his personal trainer Klaus
2. a "straight" man who uses the sauna at the gym because "it's good for the skin"
3. a "straight" man who has an usually close relationship with his personal trainer Klaus
erica and james-michael got into a fight because he used all her lip gloss. if he weren't a metrosexual, i'd swear he was gay.
by lyle123 March 28, 2007
Get the metrosexualmug. A way of marketing the same products with different packaging to a broader consumer base.
Cheap and effective.
Cheap and effective.
by cynicalanimal January 26, 2009
Get the metrosexualmug.