Merp

What the?!?

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020

Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.

Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp

by M€oooooow September 27, 2020

Merp

an expression of excitement.

Merp! He texted back!

by phillipburger April 27, 2022

MERP

1. When you want to say "derp," but you make that work derpy.

2. Something you say randomly in a conversation.

1. John: Merp
Dan: That's a derpy derp
2. Alex: MERP!!!
Alan: WTH

by ClickerChaser221CC January 19, 2021

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merp

A way of expressing yourself or a conversation with a word.

"I just feel Merp today."

"Politics are Merp."

When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."

by DezzyMathis January 2, 2022

Merp

A noise produced when not wanting to commit to answering a question.

A: “can you do something?”

B: “merp”

by Lunia_Skye_(VT) July 30, 2025