the mayor

A friend who is way too much of a social butterfly--knows a lot of peeps and is constantly stopping for quick heart-to-hearts with everyone they run into (this is annoying when you want their complete attention or you are trying to get somewhere on time)

Yo, who are you, the fucking mayor?

by T February 5, 2005

ophy mayor

popular british television star from the 80's. After a brief stint on the american television series "Who's the Boss?", was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting Tony Danza. Afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, Bokonism, after reading Kurt Vonnegut novels. Now retired, lives in a quiet residence in Maryland.

Kelly: "Hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in DC?"
Jessica: "yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family."
crazy bag lady: "you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!"
*both jessica and kelly flee*

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 8, 2008

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015

Gooos Mayor

When you jack off and then keep your cum in a jar, and then sell it on eBay.

I told Stacys parents I was a professional software engineer when really I make all my money being a Gooos Mayor!

by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020

Sauce Mayor

In a pub full of town drunks he/she is the pub drunk, known as the mighty sauce mayor. This title is awarded to the most heavyweight and frequent drinker in that particular pub and is revered for their beer drinking skills.

Oh yeah mate Tyler is the fuckin sauce mayor, he can drink anyone under the table hehe.

by Mong cunt 421 January 12, 2021

The Mayor of Hooterville

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.

Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!

by soveryhung September 27, 2011

Courtney Mayor

The mayor of all Courtneys.

Courtney Mayor: I AM MAYOR.

by gertrudeeee November 7, 2012