Mattress Girl

When a group of girls spend the night with a group of guys, the girl that is left over (the one that did not score) ends up sleeping on a mattress in the living room.

"You were the Mattress Girl last night? Man, I feel bad for you."

by craxyvixen December 16, 2008

Mattress Body

what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.

girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!

by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011

Mattress hoper

People who jump from one relationship to another with ease and have low self esteem, no standards, or very low standards when it comes to choosing a significant other.

Jennifer and Dean are mattress hopers who left their significant others to be with each other. They did that before with their exes and will do it again to each other.

by Justasmartgirl July 7, 2011

mattress topper

Euphemism for a prostitute.

That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.

by irotsoma December 8, 2012

Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical July 19, 2016

Mattress Disco

What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.

Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.

by Kawabio November 12, 2009

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009