Mastapod

A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.

Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.

by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008

mantaster

Derogatory term for supporters of Man United. It is a play on th club's name and the fact that most of the said supporters are gay bastards.

All mankers are mantasters.

by manker hater October 13, 2010

Mantrap

A woman's vagina

Her mantrap smelled oddly like curry.

Poor Bob, he never should have gone anywhere near her dirty mantrap.

by jay51 June 6, 2013

Mattapedia

Facts according to matt not always wanted or correct but always given.

Bmw's are more reliable than VW's according to mattapedia.

by Jake JB January 31, 2009

Manaphin

Manaphin is the hybrid language 'spoken' by both the dolphin and the manatee.

Kumar wanted to befriend the manatee we had living in our indoor pool, so he learned Manaphin by using the Rosetta Stone software.

by James Kiernan August 23, 2008

mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

mantasize

To fantasize about a man

Kate: Why do you keep looking at that guy?

Ashley: Oh I can just mantasize us making out!

by SnuffCJ December 8, 2010