majesticles

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack

Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

Majesticest

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.

"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."

by johndope. September 10, 2016

Majesturbate

The act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.

1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.

by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017

majeston

A beast. Nothing more needed to say.

Did you see that? That's something only Majeston could pull off!

by MaJuice June 26, 2017

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019

Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019