lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

by Latro March 03, 2013

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 03, 2011

cork lumber

The act in which a man lies on his back during intercourse and the fine young lady of his choosing spins around on the shaft of his penis (or his lumber) creating a cork screw effect.

Hey man i was with my girl last night and she really gave me a good cork lumber.

by H&Mmoneyswizzz March 16, 2016

Come Lumbers

An orgy of lumberjacks

The fun fest of come lumbers was interesting.

by tragedies February 08, 2017

lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

by Mr.Malice December 29, 2005

lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

by Chris July 28, 2004

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009