locker box

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves

person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast

by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008

locker buddy

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.

Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.

by MysticX November 8, 2007

meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

by bhap August 24, 2006

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

knocker locker

bra

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.

by lucyceline September 27, 2010

Locker Room Guy

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.

Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"

by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010

cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.

Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.

by Der Komisar November 15, 2009