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Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.
Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."
by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011
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Mustard Lippin’

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.
Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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skinny lippin

I just got waxed and forgot my panties. Oh you free ballin'? No . I'm skinny lippin'.
by Bevybev April 3, 2019
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Lipton

When one of your friend pulls out their testicles and sets it on your forehead unsuspectingly.
Rico got lipton by Matt!
by Kevin Reyes July 16, 2008
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Lippincott

I wish i could be a lippincott
by LTIMP May 15, 2010
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lipo

Lipo is when you eat all the fat foods you want then the plastic suregons suck out all that fucking fat you've been eating.ONLY FOR $10,000 isn't that wonderful?You can eat a metric ton and just fucking suck it out....
Wife:Honey,I think i'm gettin fat from McDonald's
Husband:You should just get all that fucking fat sucked outta you
Wife:It's cuz of the bad sex isn't it???
by XoXo January 6, 2005
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Big Lipped Alligator Moment

When a movie goes from complete sense to complete insanity, that has no relevance of importance to the actual story. It is normally for comic relief, and never metioned after, even though it's a majorly f***ed up event. This was first metioned in the Ferngully video from the Nostalgia Critic/Chick. alligator random
All dogs go to the heaven, the big lipped alligator scene... -.-' (Big Lipped Alligator Moment)
by Bowser Jr. Dude February 4, 2009
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