Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Linger

To not leave your ex gf alone when you see her eating a burrito and fully ignore your current gf to watch and talk to your ex when you have 35 reasons to leave the conversation

Matt Youngs just lingered in el Diablo

by Burrito babe June 08, 2019

linger

dried up cum

Bob: hey joe did you get your linger removed
Joe: fuck no

by 69420bitch June 15, 2023

Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus

Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”

by Yee yee121 July 09, 2019

Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 07, 2019

Linger

When you get fucked in the ass so hard you start to cum and shit at the same time

WTF!? DID YOU JUST LINGER

by Liam has a brain July 06, 2021