Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

Lil Pump

A young teen who loves hoes and unfortunately is suffering from retardedness and is rn undergoing treatment.

YOU SUCH A HOE I LOVE IT . oh you must be a lil pump.

by gym dude October 18, 2018

Russian Lil PUmp

FACE is god

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god

by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018

Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.

Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT

by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020

lil pump

he sings gucci gang

lil pump goes, "gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang "

by TheJukester91102 January 22, 2018

Lil Pump

an idiot

Lil pump sucks this and there’s a gif showing a stupid man

stupid dude: “I LOVE LIL PUMP SO MUCH LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC”
Me: It’s time for you to meat my glock

by Woowiewoow April 25, 2021

Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF

Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*

by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019