lazarous the dinosaur king

the king of all dinosaurs he shits fire and rules all of dinoland, his hobbies include;solving puzzles,eating children, and recking havok in tokyo, he loves to wooping godzillas big green arse. he then later turns into lazarous the dino slayer.

"whoa is that a pineapple no thats me, wait who are you, oh man im on my own, theres that pineapple again.......LAZAROUS THE DINOSAUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by wayno94 January 15, 2009

papa lazarou

he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.

PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

lazarius

An Superstar athlete can play any sport very handsome popular at school gets a lot of girls

Lazarius is such a Lazarius

by boiimreallyouthere September 28, 2017

lazaros

a greek pimp who goes by the name of "the lazzinator"

Man that lazzinator is HOTT!

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 11, 2005

Adam Lazzarra

Lead singer of Taking Back Sunday. Totally sexable.

"Hey, that Adam Lazzarra is one fetishable dude."
"I'd hit it."

by Pansy-The-Apocalypse June 29, 2006

Lazarus

Name of the coolest name in the world.

Lazarus was someone the christians decided to STUFF into people's minds that was "raised from the dead".

by Surazal February 1, 2004