Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.

Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.

by JA88 November 12, 2010

laudanem

opium prepared in the spirit of wine

mmm mmm mmm laudamen

by differenciate May 13, 2005

ladanian

I can not even express how amazing this guy is. If you're lucky enough to have one of your own, congrats!~ He is honest, kind, sometimes can do things that you really don't like, but always makes it up to you in the end. He may not say he loves you, but he shows it. He'll give you gifts, smile and greet you every time he sees you, and makes you feel amazing. The way he laughs, the way he talks, the way he smiles. It's like he only sees you when you're talking to him. It makes the world a better place when he's in it.

Jenna: Who's that?
Kelly:Oh that's ladanian.

Jenna: Serious? That's the guy you talk about all the time? Go talk to him!

by Bisexual_unicorn_Again! January 14, 2020

Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009

laudae

A strange and mythical creature aka some dude with a strange name.
These are very rare and I am sure there is only one in the world...

Hey Laudae want to do homework
No cba

by I have to much spare time May 21, 2019

Landan

At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.

"I think he's flirting with you"
"Nah he's just being a Landan"

by heartdestroyer911 August 12, 2016

Ladalia

To masturbate furiously out of the fear of being alone forever.

Dude, did you hear what Nick did? He couldn't stop Ladalia-ing all night.

by dudec21 April 8, 2011