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Bop Lettuce

Dealer: whatchu need
"Give me some of that bop lettuce"
Dealer: I got you bro
by Fanhandler August 9, 2017
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wrinkly lettuce

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.
by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017
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cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.
Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.
by Nisesh August 10, 2019
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white boy lettuce

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!
She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”
by Your Mum Is V Gay December 2, 2018
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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
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heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
by Chromium April 3, 2005
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Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid April 3, 2011
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