Samuel Larsen

He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.

#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"

#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"

Samuel Larsen.

by TheGleeProjectObsessed August 2, 2011

loser laps

A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.

Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)

by RockeyMullet March 4, 2009

LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012

clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

Lapeer

A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.

Also known as L-town.

Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."

Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"

by anonymous---- October 18, 2008

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017