Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019

Push-licking

"Push licking": The act of pushing your supposedly germaphobic partner away by licking them.

"Stop push-licking me, Carl!"
"Hold still! You have a smudge of dirt on your face!"

by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018

Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).

Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.

by YAWA July 22, 2020

jump-locking

When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"

1: Get in the car!
2: Its still locked...
1: There, now.
2:Thanks. Sorry for jump-locking!

by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010

mera-lackin

an afghan female who's name starts with the letter M, and ends with the letter M, specifically, specified as a nocturnal freak that will only come out at night, with X-energy in hand.

toothfairy: hey whos those monkey's mera-lackin with mera-lackin

mera-lackin: oh thats just nazia crackin' with mera-lackin

by afghan brown November 9, 2010